OT: Never argue with a woman who reads

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A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The
husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One
morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to
read her book.

Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she says.

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write
you up."

"If you do that, then I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

Moral of the story: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think!

Tayo'y Mga Pinoy

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