"How we filter spam"

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"Bayes [... relies] on infinite number crunching [...] can take thousands
of CPU resources to process in server farms, requiring significant energy
consumption with implications fot global warming."

"In essence we analyse emails and then apply sets of filters on quantum
phyisical principles. [...] These are split into rules named after fruits."

"The combination of probabilities [... is] akin to atomic structure in
which electrons reside in defined shells according to their number and
energy level. [...] We find a spam as massive as a dangerous Plutonium
[Ed: Isn't it the neutrons that make Plutonium unstable?]

"The latest of our discoveries is our PASSIONFRUIT filters."

Toby A Inkster BSc (Hons) ARCS
Contact Me  ~ http://tobyinkster.co.uk/contact

Re: "How we filter spam"

Toby Inkster wrote:
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Rev. Thomas Bayes must be rolling around in his crypt laughing
at that one.    Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go work
on my MANGO multiplexer.

Re: "How we filter spam"

On Fri, 09 Sep 2005 15:32:48 GMT, mbstevens

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Re: "How we filter spam"

Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Toby
Inkster of alt.www.webmaster make plain:

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That's amazing. I've seen a lot of NetKook pages, but this has to be one
of the most creative.

Alan Little
Phorm PHP Form Processor
http://www.phorm.com /

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