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October 14, 2005, 7:48 pm
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Professor: Experiment and homework: Why does Google's Groups Beta product violate
international territory? Can anybody answer that?
Dumbass: Because your proffesor is a liberal whack job.
Professor: Here is a hint: When people come to usenet, they come to an international place,
to a global Internet. So...
Professor: Ok, let's write the premise on a cow:
"Groups Beta archives usenet discussion forums from global international sources.
Groups Beta privatizes and publicitizes usenet discussion forums from global international sources."
Allow me to say, that education is very hard, and I myself suffered from a summa cum laude in
my young days. (caughing)
Think! (banging on table with each word) Infringing on international cultural sources is crimes against humanity!
Now let's go through this again, and don't tip over the cow, please.
Student: What does that mean? It means that Google is under arrest for crimes against humanity?
Other students: Amen.
Professor: Usenet is a Global cultural entity. Privatizing it and publicitizing it as a whole is crimes against humanity,
that's what it means.
(ringing, class ends, students get up)
Professor reminds: Do you homework everybody.