Cute Joke

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I don't normally pass things on, as you two both know.  But this one struck
me as being something that both of you would get a good laugh from:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he
sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40
please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll
have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a
steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be
$12.62."  Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places
it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir.  How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I
found an old lamp.  When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.  "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
as long as you live!"

"That's right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers,

"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with
everything I say."


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I am sorry about posting the joke guys.  I was sending this to my two best
friends and somehow got this group's address in there.  Actually, I was
reading the very confusing postings about subdomains.  I am still not sure
yet which is which.  But I was dazed and confused!  Sound like a good excuse
for the mistake, huh?

Take Care,  Sharon

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They do just fine ;-o


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That was a great joke and I emailed a copy of it to some people I know.

There was also a sort of funny news story at yahoo news today about
Princess Anne's Dog going to a psychologist if you haven't caught that

The story kind of reminded me of an old Katherine Hepburn, Cary Grant
type movie, problems of the rich. I can picture the dog on the
psychologist's couch barking away and the psychologist saying "Go ahead
Fido I'm listening..."

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