An SEO's Prayer

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Threaded View who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy first page,
Thy PageRank cometh,
Thy algorithm be done,
In the Adwords as it is on Page One,
Give us this day,
Our targetted inbound traffic,
Forgive us our duplicate content,
As we pray for those who link to us,
Tempt us not to spam,
Deliver us from the Supplemental Index
The listings, the SERPS and the PageRank,
Are yours now and evermore.

Lord - bless .


Re: An SEO's Prayer

Richard Oppenheimer wrote:
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The SERPS are my shepherd I shall not want to drop.

They maketh me to do three way link exchanges: They leadeth me to spam

Reinclusion Requests restoreth my rank: leadeth me in the paths of Page
Rank for his name's sake

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of black hats, I
will fear no MSN: for thou PR art with me; thy toolbar and thy analytics
they comfort me.

Thou preparest a DIV before me in the presence of mine competitors; thou
annointest my site with googlejuice; my directory runneth over

Surely traffic and ROI shall follow me all the days of my life. And I
will Do No Evil.

Re: An SEO's Prayer

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Rather than pray, why don't you try cleaning up the code?

landing page

Total coding errors:  183
Total nesting errors:  49

Naturally, I do have a prayer too. Here it is.

Of all the major search engines;

Thou art the mightiest,
Of them all.

Hallowed by thy glorious name;
Ever shall you reign.
Let not temptation fall upon me to spam you,
Lest my penalties be eternal SERP damnation.

Holy Search Blasphemer

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