alternatives to popen / proc_open

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popen / proc_open seem to be broken (as per PHP Bug #30463).  As such,
does anyone know if there are any alternatives to them?

I tried to use fsockopen to load a bunch of instances of a script to
no avail (it doesn't seem to work within a for loop).

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