Yea! I have a virus!

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I just got a call from "Microsoft" (hahahaha ... yeah ... right!). The
guy told me they had been receiving messages from my computer for
several months that it is infected with several viruses.

I told him that I run scans all the time and I never get any messages
like that. He was a determined fellow so he kept talking. He wanted me
to turn on my computer. I told him I was looking at it right now and not
having any problems. He said I had to turn it on. I said, "I just told
you I'm looking at. How do you think I'm looking at it if it isn't
turned on?" (I laughed.)

I asked him how he got my phone number. Oh they know everything about
me. Yikes!!

He was going to give me some commands to fix my system so I told him to
call someone else and help them.

I hope my computer doesn't blow up!!

Can they do that from India? [g]

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Yes why not is a free world....

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Wondering if it might have been from somewere remote in China or Russia!

Jax
--
Bear Bottoms
http://bearware.info

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Didn't the FBI close down a heap of these scammers last week..  They
must have relocated

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57525406/regulators-shut-down-global-pc-tech-support-scam /


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http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-57525406/regulators-shut-down-global-pc-tech-support-scam /
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Interesting article.

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Betty wrote:
 
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Too bad they don't call Strange-Text.

I'd pay money to listen in on that call.

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Virus Guy wrote :
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They'd have him trying to start a remote desktop session on his DOS
6.22 platform.



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Microsoft Call no one.......

The only Strange-Text here is a Virus "Guy"

And with the MS-DOS 6.22 update OS you can,
it run Microsoft Network Client..

There is A OS MS-DOS 16bit 6.22 16bit,
A MS-DOS 6.22 update with Network
 
a Boot MS-DOS 6.22 16bit for Win3.0,
Up update for MS-DOS 6.22,
and Win3.0 to 32bit on a 16bit fat,
with Win3.11, Win95A too..

The End.

The New MS-DOS Boot,
for a 32bit-Fat,
for Win95B...

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Virus Guy wrote:
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How much are you willing to spend? I'll call him for you.

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            I always get
 ""You Win A Free Tip To The Bahamas""
You know the kind that play on the PooR..
  The kind that would pay you money,
     to not listen to Hot-Text++++
                LOOL

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I get this from time to time . I tell the man I don't own a computer and ask
how he got my address. after that I say you are breaking the law.
Q



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Then he give you,
Your street address and the Color if your house..
And He ask Who Broke the law?
  

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And I would say to him ->

   Isin't Google Street-view cool!

   Now take a good look at my house and admire it - because you'll
   never own anything like it.

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Mmm
me set up my server,
Latitude and longitude,
Who knows Google Street-view,
maybe looking a your house,
Believing it my server....

Look lift and exit right with a... :)

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Shiat...

I likely work on homes nicer than yours all day long. [g]


--
There ain't no rest for the wicked. Money don't grow on trees. I got bills
to pay. I got mouths to feed. Ain't nothing in this world for free. Oh No.
I can't slow down, I can't hold back though you know I wish I could. Oh no
there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.




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