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Posted by gb7648 on June 12, 2006, 9:25 pm
Please log in for more thread options > > > > > > > > H3: America. Its like one does something, you kill the other
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > H2: You are right. The Saudis attacked the US, not the Iraqis.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Tarzan: Ha, after so many years you finally realize it was for the oil.
> > > > > > > > As I said, America doesn't have to know the details. They like
> > > > > > > > to keep it at CIA levels, so the public has no involvement.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > H4: And the white judge at American patriotic levels, and
> > > > > > > > not at something even great grandma can see that its a corruption
> > > > > > > > of power and justice.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > They all broke out crying. "Why are we so smart?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > H2: Going after the oil is selling out a country's reputation.
> > > > > > > Corruption in the US is at highest level. That's where at least
> > > > > > > one should keep at least, dignity. Being robbers and disgusting
> > > > > > > white pigs, and that's what America accepted to be, the land
> > > > > > > of politically motivated animals, killers, racists and corrupt
> > > > > > > financial institutions, in the hands of rotten psychotic billionaire
> > > > > > > kids. With 15 thousand murders a year, no country matches
> > > > > > > the rage in the cage. Half the people own guns in this country.
> > > > > > > Just bullets everywhere.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > H3: Let's go and get Google, let's be gangsters, like Bush,
> > > > > > > that's one needs to be to gain sympathy in this country.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tarzan: We are not gangsters. We are human rights activists
> > > > > > > from the Howard Stern show with these humps on our backs.
> > > > > > > We are hunchbacks.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > H2 (starring pig vomit): Real hunchbacks, real mean LA
> > > > > > > Notredammers, the winners of Kareoke festivals around
> > > > > > > California. And we sing good. Don't we?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > (The hunchbacks jumped up with microphones to sing
> > > > > > > "Love Power". The secretary in the lawfirm stood up from
> > > > > > > typing on the typewriter, and joined in singing.)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (started song with one of them doing that sound with
> > > > > > the thumb and middle finger)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now, more to come.
> > > > >
> > > > > Bush: i CAN'T shut up.
> > > > >
> > > > > Its like. He wasn't Chinese. No he was Japanese.
> > > > > That's right. So its ok, we wouldn't attack Japan. Its legitimate.
> > > > > It was made legitimate. America doesn't torture. Yeah, our men
> > > > > don't torture. The Americian car business has nothing to do with
> > > > > it. Its was just a minor misunderstanding. That's not what
> > > > > America is about.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Were these two men fired?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "No, they were given a promotion, for their service to the country.
> > > > > What? (listening to micro-ear-phone in the ear) Oh sorry, they were
> > > > > let go."
> > > > >
> > > > > "Aren't you tired Mr. Bush of this endless corruption, some in
> > > > > other countries call a political madhouse?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Bush: "They lack the hard facts about the situation of what
> > > > > our country is about. Its about leadership."
> > > > >
> > > > > "Leadership of the good white citizens who back your insanity?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Bush picks up a baseball bat: "Dick, are you with me?"
> > > >
> > > > The Gandhi scene (Gandhi from the bar appears with an
> > > > army of people wearing robes): People around the world line up
> > > > to be beaten, smacked down, and they keep coming, and each
> > > > row falls to the ground from the blows coming from the baseballs).
> > > > We are Chinese! - they say.
> > > >
> > > > Gandhi: The world does not punch back.
> > > >
> > > > He was smacked down, he was laying on the ground, the world
> > > > was rotating in his head. The camera rotating, moves up, he
> > > > is surrounded by people laying on the ground. Bach music,
> > > > that old piano, thing. Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 in D
> > > >
> > > > Gandhi: The world does not punch back, but,
> > > > "I AM NOT CHINESE!"
> > > >
> > > > Bush smacks his bat, and Gandhi caught it with his hand,
> > > > and was beating Bush.
> > > >
> > > > The people kept coming in robes toward the CIA security guards.
> > > >
> > > > Their faces like soldiers, serious, and ready for a beating.
> > >
> > > The hunchbacks were boarding a boat. The boat left, they sat
> > > in their cabins, reading books. Tarzan walked out to the
> > > fresh air, it was evening. He stood there, for a while, then
> > > as the song ended he stepped back inside and closed the
> > > door behind him.
> > >
> > > Poop poooooooop! The boat sounded in the Morning.
> > >
> > > Tarzan came outside, and walked back, and looked down.
> > > There was a man on a surfboard riding the backwaves
> > > of the ship. The man looked up, and saw Tarzan, and he
> > > jumped off the board and disappeared under water.
> >
> > Tarzan closed his eyes and shook his head. A man touched
> > his shoulder from behind.
> >
> > "It is the day to leave Earth."
> >
> > It was the captain, dressed in white captain's outfit.
> >
> > (they have a reversed conversation)
> >
> > Tarzan: "Good Morning, did you sleep well, captain?"
> >
> > Captain: "Never better."
> >
> > Tarzan: "I hope you are enjoying your work stay on this
> > boat."
> >
> > Captain: "I do, I am having a blast, what would this ship be
> > without me? It would just go round and round in the ocean."
> >
> > Tarzan: "We should be arriving soon I presume."
> >
> > Captain: "Not a minute late, in 2 hours."
> >
> > Tarzan: "Well have a swell time working on this ship, captain."
> >
> > Captain: "Marvelous day, enjoy the trip."
> >
> > Tarzan: "You too."
> >
> > The captain left.
>
> Tarzan looked down again, and saw two men on surf boards,
> surfing on the back waves of the ship, and fighting with Jedi
> lightsabers. One of them chopped the other in half, who fell in
> the water, and the winner stood straight on the board, which
> slowly sank under water with him. Tarzan the hunchback
> looked toward the Sun behind the ship, and held his cheeks
> with his hands and watched the Sun reflecting from behind
> the ship in the water.
>
> A man from the water shot out a long cable, and pulled
> Tarzan into the water. He fell, and was pulled down
> under water. He was pulled directly into a spaceship
> standing on the bottom of the sea. The spaceship's door
> was closed by someone, and the water leaked out. He
> was in the cabin. The spaceship started up its engines.
> Tarzan looked out the window. The spaceship was moving
> up. He flew out from the sea, into the air, and up and
> up until he left the atmosphere. He kept accelerating and
> accelerating away from Earth, and in moments he noticed
> he was passing by the Sun and it blew a Sun Flare.
>
> The spaceship moved passed the Sun, and headed toward
> a star. The star grew larger and larger, and it was
> Saturn. As he approached Saturn's clouds, thousands
> of UFO-s (unidentified flying objects) rose up from the
> clouds, and in one's window there he was without a hump
> in the window of a spaceship, laying in the back of a
> vampire girl. Just as his rocket got close, a laser
> from one of the UFO-s destroyed his rocket.
>
> Bang bang on the door. "Good Morning, wake up, we
> are arriving!"
Typo: laying on the back of a vampire girl.
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