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Posted by jmfbahciv on August 4, 2008, 9:20 am
Please log in for more thread options Uncle Al wrote:
> Robert Clark wrote:
>> Phoenix Mars lander 'tastes' first sample of water ice.
> [snip]
>
> Compost heap of NASA crap.
>
> 1) We've discovered dirt!
> 2) The dirt won't go into the pail.
> 3) Massive engineering and science confab, then "shake the pail."
> 4) Pail cracks.
> 5) It would be wet dirt if it were 100 degrees higher in temp!
> 7) NASA gets massive OSHA fine for not erecting warning signage and
> barriers by open trench during excavation. EPA demands Environmental
> Impact Report for damaging a fragile and endangered environment.
> Phoenix then scratches its own butt with shovel until it freezes
> solid.
> 8) NASA declares mission "a rousing success."
> 9) Three remaining Martians attack Earth, retaliating for
> destruction of their only water reservoir.
>
<grin> Nah. Muttering Martians make another trip to Earth
to collect the liquid to refill their fountain.
/BAH
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