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Posted by Art Deco on March 15, 2008, 11:14 pm
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>> EarthLoosingOxygen · Earth loosing its free oxygen! / by Hank Kroll
>> http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/EarthLoosingOxygen/
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>> > This topic of "Earth Losing Oxygen" is just getting started, as being
>> > related to the loss of Earth's magnetosphere that's failing us by
>> > roughly -.05%/year, and otherwise it's about those essential
>> > populations of diatoms as having thinned out at perhaps a much greater
>> > than ten-fold rate as of just the last century.
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>> > Is this sustainable, and if so, for how long?
>> > . - Brad Guth
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>> The primary reason for the relatively recent trend in oxygen depletion can
>> be explained in two simple words:
>> Art Deco
>> When his "Brainwashed Followers" gather around him for adulation and homage
>> paying, all modesty is thrown into the wind and the "Slurpfest" begins. The
>> activites sends PedoDeco into a state of hyper-ventilation, taking huge
>> gasps, each of which consuming a cubic forthnight of precious oxygen.
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>> Conclusion: Kill Deco and save the world
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>But why waste a perfectly good bullet or whatever method of kill,
>especially when we have this one-way mission to Mars that needs the
>kind of folks like Art Deco has to offer, as having all "the right
>stuff".
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>We should instead build a seriously big spacecraft for this mission,
>with sufficient capacity for the likes of accommodating our mostly
>Semitic Third Reich folks of Usenet and of their army or Borg like
>collective of brown-nosed minions (including their resident warlords)
>being sent to Mars. That way Mars gets a nifty cesspool of weird DNA
>in order to restart some otherwise nifty slime form of life that'll
>have to somehow manage to evolve and thereby survive in spite of how
>nasty that Mars environment actually is.
>. - Brad Guth
And another inside the mush known as Brad Guth.
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Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
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